Okay, here's a picture of the power meter in question. What do you see?
I like to go into these things with an open mind, so here's what my brain "saw" in the dirt and grime covered power meter. Frank Zappa!!!
If that is supposed to be Jesus, he sure has modernized his look with a thick, burly mustache and accompanying soul patch. Not to mention I think I see Jesus sporting a nice, distinctive handlebar under his nose, too! (And c'mon you good Christian girls, you know that soul patch is way hotter than Jesus's old, Grizzly Adams trim.)
I don't think people should be worshiping Jesus, I think people should be asking how the hell Zappa's spirit was able to project his likeness upon that glass...
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I had another thought... How about this?
I know Inigo Montoya doesn't have a soul patch, but work with me. You can see it, right? RIGHT???